Anal vibrator review

Spectra-gels

Beaded anal vibrator

 

So, normally when I get sex toys in the mail, I am eager to use them right away. And I did use this one shortly after opening it, but not in the way its normally meant to. And so I was waiting for it to have a real use, in its intended way. But between relationship drama, packed boxes and many nights that it ‘was gonna get used’, it still has not. But for some reason, in my strange and sober dreams last night, this toy made an appearance, and so I thought it best be time to write about it.

            When I first opened the Doc Johnson product I pulled out the vibrator from its purple jelly case. Put a triple A battery in it and spread my legs on the couch. With my boyfriend in the other room I rubbed the toy on my clit. With its multi-speeds I quickly got off. I will say that the battery power fades pretty quickly and to get it to the feeling I most desire I must replace the battery weekly. And I would say I use it 3-5 times a week. Meaning that it had quickly become one of my favorite tools to self-pleasure.

            The jelly anal toy cover is soft, and makes me wonder how easy it will go into my ass, plus the vibrator part only goes in it about ½ way, so I wonder how much vibration actually is felt. But I imagine that with the right lube and the right partner, which pretty much goes for any sex toy, this would be a great addition to all sorts of sexual fun and games. It is also waterproof so for those who enjoy sexual play in the shower or tub, this is also a bonus.

            I have used many Doc Johnson products, and they’re generally great quality for the price. To read other peoples opinions and experiences with anal toys, check out the adult toy shoppe blog http://www.theadulttoyshoppe.com/blog/

The toy makes little noise, and given that it is fairly small I would recommend it for anyone who has roommates or is shy about having a huge ass dildo sitting on your dresser. To browse this fantastic site and purchase a anal toy for your self, http://www.theadulttoyshoppe.com/anal-sex-toys/

I have become more comfortable with anal sex and the toys that go along with it over the last year, and so I was excited to get this toy, its unfortunate that I have been unable to find the opportunity to play with it in its intended way, I know that I will though, and once I do, I will write about the experience. Until then, I will just keep using the impressive vibrator (not much bigger than a mascara tube) to get me to where I want to go.

nothing says good afternoon like sex toys in the mail!

nothing says good afternoon like sex toys in the mail!

Whats on your junk??

http://simplyslick.com

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Simply Slick, a ‘Personal Lubricating Lotion’ that is by far my new favorite addition to my sex life. Given to Alex at the eXXXotica convention a few weeks ago by the president and CEO of the company John Goepfert, Simply Slick is the color of milk and a tad thicker. It meshes with the body’s own juices to create a perfect blend that keeps on working. Given that you don’t have to reapply often, there isn’t much waste, it doesn’t stain and rinses off easily.

It also… unlike many lubes, doesn’t taste bad. Which, isn’t the first thing I would normally think of when deciding on a lube, but sometimes, many times, ok… a lot of the time…. You’re moving around from place to place and what was in one place ends up in another, so its nice to not be disgusted by the oily taste of lube and sex. I’m not going to say that it tastes like ice cream, but its certainly not revolting. and speaking of moving around… i must let it be known that this lube is fantastic in all sexual positions. handjobs (although, more is needed in this circumstance to really get it all nasty!) anal, titties… and if need be, vaginal.

It’s also, in my terms, ‘groovy’, meaning that its local, natural and organic. Made in Janesville Wisconsin, it is free of petroleum, silicone or paraben, its ingredients are as follows: castor oil, water, jojoba oil, glycerin, pectin, rebiana, optiflo H37OV. As someone who is fairly health conscious when it comes to food and lifestyle, its nice to feel good about what is being rubbed all over the genitals of me and my partner. That’s the point isn’t it?

 I’ve used many different kinds of lube, some better than others; this though, takes the cake. I suggest going to the website http://simplyslick.com because the start up story is adorable, and the writing is comically factual. I could keep raving about the lube, and talking about sex, but, I suggest you try it for yourself!

back in babys arms-

awoke in a margarita haze, in a disheveled bed next to the man i love. i think this weekend proved to us that separation (however minuscule, two nights in this case) not only makes the heart grow fonder.. or more in love… but also that it made our libidos on fire. thinking of the sex, makes me so fucking hot i could return to that love filled bed and masturbate all day!

alex returned from exxxotica with all sorts of goodies…among other things—— a book on anal sex that sounds like fodder for long nights of play, matching evil angel shirts (you know, so we can be even more nauseating), and this fantastic lube, which we will be reviewing in detail shortly.

this morning the storm came in an abrupt wind, raining through all the open windows and sending the cats in a tizzy. trying to pull all the good energy i can today, in hopes everything goes smoothly during my afternoon meeting.